when my dad moved away from home he needed a place to live, so he went to look at this one potential apartment. the only questions the landlady asked him were where he was born and when. when my dad told him, the landlady pulled out this huuuge astrology chart book. she looked at it for a long time in silence and finally said, “acceptable”
this is funny and awful at the same time
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your 20’s be like
me: nvm I’m totally nailing this adult thing
*new problem appears*
me: W H A T IN T H E F U C K
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